"I’m glad I had a daughter. Ever since my grandmother died, I’ve needed the female energy in my life. It’s good energy. I mean, when things go wrong, another man can tell you that everything is going to be OK. But not like a woman can."
Rimmel Moisture Renew Lipstick top to bottom, left to right 150 Piccadilly Pink, 170 Ringa Ringa Roses, 180 Vintage Pink, 210 Fancy, 220 Heather Shimmer, 260 Amethyst Shimmer, 310 Back To Fuchsia, 330 Sloane’s Plum, 360 As you Want Victoria, 500 Diva Red, 660 In Love With Ginger , 720 Notting Hill Nude, 780 Camden Brown
Day five of @bhldn’s #bridestakeover! For your reception, slip into something a little more dance friendly and cake friendly too! Pair @bhldn’s Love Grows Here cake topper with the Sienna Dress, Chandelier Peep-Toes, and Silver Bloom Comb for a look inspired by the fun-loving bride featured @bhldn. PS- this was @bhldn’s last Instagram for us and it was a blast! Thanks for following!
"One day I will be in charge of the New York City Public School System."
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
Hahah this is too funny